We know you’ve all been waiting, and now it is time to announce the winners in the first annual NEAT Receipts ‘Stache Bash ‘08. Our brave participants endured two months of weird looks on the streets, being turned away from fine dining establishments and even lost some friends and loved ones.

Without further ado…

The winner with the Bushiest ‘Stache is… Mr. John Hacksworth!

The winner with the Most Disgusting ‘Stache is…. Stingray!

The winner with the Sexiest ‘Stache is… Gentle Ben!

Drum roll please…..

The winner with the Best Overall ‘Stache is… A Boy Named Sue!

Thanks again to all of our participants and the rest of the NEAT Receipts team for their time in deliberating over these wonderful ’staches!